accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

(via anuptaphobiaaaaa)


mtv:

congrats to the first-ever tumblr best fandom forever winner, harry potter! potterheads crushed it. 
see the winner in action on the mtvu fandom awards this sunday, july 27 at 8/7c on mtv. hint: it might involve someone whose name rhymes with “songbottom.”

mtv:

congrats to the first-ever tumblr best fandom forever winner, harry potter! potterheads crushed it. 

see the winner in action on the mtvu fandom awards this sunday, july 27 at 8/7c on mtv. hint: it might involve someone whose name rhymes with “songbottom.”


floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

(via zackisontumblr)


do-it-with-a-rockstar:

strawberreli:

eldritchjoy:

this is possibly one of the cutest things there has ever been
like no i want to write a story about these characters
or play them in a campaign or something
because the idea of a mermaid who is best friends with a fish with human legs is the most adorable of all things

ngl, this is cute

aww 

do-it-with-a-rockstar:

strawberreli:

eldritchjoy:

this is possibly one of the cutest things there has ever been

like no i want to write a story about these characters

or play them in a campaign or something

because the idea of a mermaid who is best friends with a fish with human legs is the most adorable of all things

ngl, this is cute

aww 

(via liquid-crimson)


dotjpg:

emsuzz:

psychedelic-noodles:

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed

THEY RESCUED THE KITTY AND HUGGED IT OH GOD

Welp. it’s only 11:30 and I’m emotionally compromised for the rest of the day. 

Oh God, he put the kitten on his glove!

I swear to god I tear up every time this crosses my dash.

(via magistrate-of-mediocrity)


dotjpg:

emsuzz:

psychedelic-noodles:

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed

THEY RESCUED THE KITTY AND HUGGED IT OH GOD

Welp. it’s only 11:30 and I’m emotionally compromised for the rest of the day. 

Oh God, he put the kitten on his glove!

I swear to god I tear up every time this crosses my dash.

(via magistrate-of-mediocrity)


caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

(via garrusvakariansperkymandibles)


undeadhatred:

smells-like-egoraptor:

hey, guess what..
creepypasta

for fucks sakes

undeadhatred:

smells-like-egoraptor:

hey, guess what..

creepypasta

for fucks sakes

(via fanofallthingsadorkable)


(via feydir)


castielloveshispaintedwhore:

memeguy-com:

What

THIS IS THE BEST THING

castielloveshispaintedwhore:

memeguy-com:

What

THIS IS THE BEST THING

(via feydir)


squidbiscuit:

….I may make this into a t-shirt later….if anyone wants one.


thorkizilla:

This is it.  This is the pinnacle of nerdom.  This is the greatest height of nerdery that has ever been reached before.

Peter in Loki’s body on a bus downtown to the real Loki and making an excuse that he’s going to a comic convention.

Never will such levels of pure fucking nerd ever be seen again, it’s just not possible.  This is a beautiful day, I am glad I am alive to experience this, god bless.

(via liquid-crimson)


burgrs:

DID YOU KNOW: WHEN U KNOCK ON SOMEONE’S BEDROOM DOOR UR NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT AFTER U KNOCK WHAT KIND OF WARNING IS THAT IF IM IN THE NUDE IM NOT GIONG TO BE ABLE TO PUT CLOTHES ON IN 0.2 SECONDS U PIECE OF SHIT WAIT UNTIL I SAY U CAN COME IN

(via thesecretadventurer)


maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(via thesecretadventurer)


coryy:

My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks.

(via thesecretadventurer)